On that note, my answers to the important fandom questions:
who constantly throws ill-advised house parties: probably a tie between Caramon and Tas, although Tas’s are probably a lot more ill-advised, to be fair.
who would put glitter all over everything if given half the chance: Tas. Not because he’s super into glitter, but because there’s still no way he’d pass up the opportunity.
who starts unknowingly mimicking their best friend’s grossest habits: ughhh i’m not sure? I mean, I doubt Flint’s gonna take up pickpocketing…but then again, you never know
who gets Way Too Involved in game of thrones politics: Tanis. Don’t interrupt him on Sunday nights. That’s Tanis time.
who only ever buys hideous sweaters for people in gift exchanges: Sturm. They’re practical! And warm! He doesn’t see the problem, here. You can’t have too many sweaters.
who made out with an inanimate object once: More like who didn’t, amirite (in Caramon’s defense, that was one convincing statue)
who everyone’s convinced is secretly a superhero or magical girl: look, no one’s saying that Laurana and Tika stalk the night in pursuit of justice every so often, but, well, no one’s saying that they don’t
who starts unknowingly mimicking their best friend’s grossest habits: Sturm. After his mama died, he would frequent the Majere house for breakfast with the twins, and he would unknowingly start eating like Caramon, but only for breakfast lol when they go their separate ways, Sturm puzzles over why he always has more of a mess to clean up after himself only when he eats breakfast.